Melanie Morgan

The radical anti-military group, Code Pink, finally shows the world what its membership is made of: witches and crones. Seriously. This week, Code Pink is holding a series of events and street theater to get themselves some more notoriety. You’d think it would be enough that they have attacked the Marine recruiting center and traveled the world coddling dictators and handing out money to terrorists’ families. But nooooooo!!!!

The witches of Code Pink plan to gather at their usual place of harassment, the Marine Corps Recruiting Center in Berkeley, and cast some spells to chase the recruiters away. From Code Pink’s Website:
“Friday, May 9th: Witches, Crones, Sirens: perform rituals of leaving, cast a spell of peace and love over the station, rendering nil the recruiting of our youth to become fodder for this occupation of Iraq.” I told you I wasn’t kidding.

It is clear that Code Pink’s work with the Berkeley City Council to demean, destroy and debase the Marines in Berkeley has failed. First, the City Council passed resolutions giving Code Pink a free parking place in front of the recruiters’ office with a free noise permit. At the same time, the city Council called the Marines “unwelcome” and “intruders,” and the council refuses to apologize. 

Mayor Bates even visits with his cohorts in crime in front of the recruiting office wearing a pink beret to show how much he hates America.

Thousands of patriots on planes, trains and automobiles have met in Berkeley to send a message that the City Council and Code Pink’s evil is not acceptable in a country that was attacked by radical Muslim jihadists on Sept. 11, 2001. Move America Forward MoveAmericaForward.org led the fight, and other patriotic, pro-troop groups have held huge rallies pushing back at the Code Pinkos.

Now Code Pink is appealing to a higher, uh, lower power. Witchcraft. (I wonder if they got a free permit to perform witchcraft?)

This should be no surprise.  One of Code Pink’s mamas is Miriam Simos, a bisexual feminist witch living in Berkeley who goes by the name “Starhawk.” I’m sure Starhawk and the rest of the witches of Code Pink will work up a real witches’ brew of hate for our Marines.

I may send in my friend who sprays America-haters, ghouls and witches with Holy Water. This serves two purposes: It cleanses the evil from the area, while giving the anti-war agitators a bath.