Melanie Morgan

Are you a dog lover? So am I, although I came by this deep affection late in life.

That's because my favorite dog Sugar was taken from me at an impressionable time (puberty) and I reeled from the loss. I was afraid to love a dog again, until  Riley came into our lives three years ago. She was the cutest puppy ever.

Now I am dog-crazy!

So is my best friend Cat. Even though her name is Cat, she is a dog-lover just like me.

Now she has a dog-blog. She writes in it when we aren't together cooking up schemes to ankle-bite the liberals who drive us crazy.

Since there are so many rabid weasel liberals where we live, it isn't easy finding the free time to capture the capers of Callahan, The Freedom Dog.

Callie is a reformed French Bulldog. She was re-named a Freedom Dog after Cat got mad at the French following September 11th. Cat is thinking of changing Freedom Dog back to French Bulldog, now that the handsome Nicolas Sarkozy has made it clear that he likes us Americans.

Cat's dog-blog is quite entertaining. It also has many pictures of large breasted women. Really BIG hooters. But there is a point to the salacious photographs. Well, not really, but guys really like to look at boobs.

Read about Callahan's newest post "Don't Hate Me Because I'm beautiful" here.

 Above the fold headline at Drudge Report today.

VICE PRESIDENT RICE?

Conservatives grumbled and then roared in displeasure as she veered towards 'Palestinian Statehood,' suffered missteps in dealing with Hezbollah, Al-Maliki in Iraq, and frothed over the numerous (institutionalized problems) at State that Condi failed to address. Have I mentioned the fury over Iran? 

By Robin Givyans

As Rice walked out to greet the troops, the coat blew open in a rather swashbuckling way to reveal the top of a pair of knee-high boots. The boots had a high, slender heel that is not particularly practical.

So, there you have it. McCain would be foolish to nominate Dr. Rice.

She is 'uniformly' disliked by right and left.

But if Senator McCain wants to add an accomplished American to the ticket,  how about choosing a man who represents Conservatives?

My thought-blogging on this subject was inspired by fellow-talker and smart-ass Michael Graham by this column he posted back in February.

 Welcome Ann Coulter readers! Stop by, have a drink, smoke if you choose, and peruse my contributions to the conservative world.

My graphic designer, the fabulous Conni Krawesky, came up with this photo-shopped beauty for my column on President Obama's first day in office.

Here's a sample of a small bit of dialogue from President Obama's first Cabinet meeting (see link for full column here.)

Obama: Could Sergeant of Arms Hillary Clinton please bring order to the Oval Office? Very good. Let’s get to our agenda. First, let’s go to Secretary of Surrender Harry Reid.

Reid: Mr. President. We have prepared our troops for a quick and thorough surrender. I have consulted with Undersecretary of Surrender Jack Murtha on the redeployment to Tokyo.

Obama: Excellent. Secretary Reid: Have you spoken with Secretary of a Communist State Jane Fonda about repercussions on redeployment?

Reid: Secretary Fonda is busy in North Vietnam at the all-Terrorist United Nations gathering. The Vietcong have unveiled a statue commemorating her pose with the anti-aircraft gun pointed at the Americans during the Vietnam War.

Now we need an appropriate caption! Please e-mail me your submission at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it  and the winner will recieve a free T-Shirt for your efforts.

In just a few days, America's top General is going to deliver his second report to Congress on the stunning success of the surge, a counter-insurgency plan that has saved thousands of lives (including our own) in Iraq.

There will be caterwauling in the streets of D.C. as the usual crowd of anarchists attack those of us who support these brave men and women, calling us 'war whores' and much worse.

But Gathering Of Eagles, EaglesUp, Vets For Freedom, Families United and dozens of other organizations will be on-hand to wave the flag for our military and their families. See www.GatheringofEagles.org for details.

Band of Mothers, headed by Beverly Perlson of Chicago will be outside of the Congressional offices of Secretary of Surrender Nancy Pelosi, with her signs and her friends.

But if you can't go, do me a favor. Check out a new DVD called 'Outside The Wire' by JD Johannes.

We know that other Hollywood films with a distinctly un-American, pro-defeat point of view have been smash flops.

Redacted.

Stop-Loss.

Prove to Hollywood that we are rooting for victory, stability, and a mostly Democratic country in Iraq to serve our national security needs by maintaining a beach-head against Islamic fundamental terrorists in the region.

Buy this DVD. Link here.

(This personal endorsement is not paid for. It comes straight from my heart. MM)