What do the top terrorist leaders of the world say when they pitch their tents on American soil and pour out their hearts before a global TV audience?

They start yammering about conspiracy theories, of course.

Dave in London writes:

Did you see Kaddafi's at the UN offering his peer reviewed UNIFIED CONSPIRACY THEORY.

This has long been the holy grail for theoretic conspiracists: A unified theory which can link the Jews to EVERY conspiracy ever and also include the US as both a fellow conspirator and a victim of the Jews, as well.

It's on a par with Stephen Hawking and the search for a Unified Theory of everything including gravity. But it's a stubborn little bugger.

(Albert Einstein famously spent the last two decades of his life searching for a Unified Field Theory.)

Using the giant conspiracy accelerator at CERN Switzerland, Professor Ghaddafi and his crackpot team are closing in on such a theory that explains everything is the Jews fault.

Here are just a few of the sub-moronic particles that the giant accelerator has collided so far...

The Kennedy Assassination
The Fake Moon Landings
The perpetual electric batter killed by the evil oil companies
The car that runs on water killed by the evil oil companies
9/11
The perpetual oil well killed by the evil water companies

This indeed is exciting times in the Theoretical Conspiracy Field, which explains the billions in government funding.

...from The Daily Beast.com