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"You were right."

A friend reminded me that in 2005, I was worried about pandemic disease. And guess what - it WAS George W. Bush's fault.

April  2005

  Mel,

 I watched GWB's pandemic announcement.

 He didn't mention having a plan to instantly close the borders - or

 anything about immigration

 I say this is one more reason to increase enforcement capabilities.

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Mel:

this is one of the things that worries me the most about the open border policy we have ....TB, polio, leprosy...all diseases now on the upswing from people who are sneaking into the country.

I cannot believe how willfully blind he (GWB) is on this subject.

Mel

Gosh, I am amazing aren't I? Brilliant and prescient, all in the same hot blond package. Ha!