Melanie Morgan

She's a crack-addicted, porno whore who shot Sasquatch dammit which is why we can't find Big Foot buried under the frozen tundra in Alaska poor poor Sasquatch and all the polar bears and wolves who died because Sarah Palin sent out goon squads to murder wildlife which just sucks it makes me sooo mad WHAT A BITCH.

(Sniff, sniff.)

Yup, the crackpots with keyboards have been spreading some wild rumors about Sarah Palin, and people are sick of it.

Charles Martin started a list everyone needs to bookmark. It de-bunks the Palin paranoids on steroids.