Advocating on Behalf of the American Military and Defense on the War on Terror

My teenager just popped into my office, asking my advice about his Halloween outfit for school (shock: asking my advice, more shock: High Schoolers still willing to WEAR costumes.)

The lad thinks that a Doctor's outfit would be cool. Then he switched gears and proposed 'Homework Horror' with swatches of discarded assignments.

But thank goodness he didn't want to show up as a 'gangsta' or mention that 'strippers' would be cool for his female friends.