Advocating on Behalf of the American Military and Defense on the War on Terror

Girlfriend relationships. They are so important to women. And when they go awry, bitter feelings linger and nasty things happen. So, I took time from my busy schedule to offer some healing words for these two gals.

Dear Nancy and Cindy,

I know there is so much bitterness between you. I wish it were not so. You must set aside your hurt feelings and come together, for the sake of the country, uh, the fractured Democratic/liberal/communist/socialist cabal of America-haters.

I am here to offer my help as a mediator. A counselor, if you will.

I know that you both despise me for my viewpoint that we must support our troops and their mission, but please set aside the fact that I am ideologically "different" from you, and accept my help in the spirit for which it is intended.

Please, take a page from Rodney King. "Can't we all just get along?"

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