Advocating on Behalf of the American Military and Defense on the War on Terror

I had absolutely no idea that the secret Democrat strategery in electing Barack Obama as our nation's President was to rehabilitate the image of Jimmy Carter. Yes, that's right, a vote for Barry saves Jimmy from going down as the absolute worst President in U.S. history.

Now that the wool textiles have been stripped from my blinded eyes, I can see clearly now. This whole business with liberating Gitmo "innocents", show tunes for the Queen of England, a non-response response to the pirates holding Americans hostages - it is all part of the Lets-Make-Jimmuh-Carter-cool-again-and-Hamiliton-Jordan-is-dead-but-not-forgotten-effort.

"...Hillary Clinton, US secretary of state, said while Washington was focused on the latest incident, “more generally, we think the world must come together to end the scourge of piracy”.

Allrighty then.

Secretary of State Hillary Happens has handled it all.

Thank God for Hillary. And Barry. And Richard Holbrooke. Oh, and let's not forget the United Nations.

Everything is under control, right?