Advocating on Behalf of the American Military and Defense on the War on Terror

Get ready to be amazed by my brilliant rhetorical skills, stunning passion, and 2-day old acne outbreak.

That's right, the "war whore" as the lefties call me, is going to be appearing today on The Factor with Bill O'Reilly - that's Fox News Channel for those of you who aren't paying attention.

I will be enunciating why a souless villian like Bill Ayers, Domestic Terrorist who can't say he's sorry, should be protested at St. Mary's College tomorrow night.

Check your local listings, please.

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